The infamous Bernie Madoff is scheduled to be sentenced June 16. It’s being reported that he’s facing up to 150 years in prison, plus fines and mandatory restitution to his victims. But, now that the admitted Ponzi scheme operator has finally been sent to jail awaiting sentencing, it’s also being reported that he’s already devising ways to get out.
What could Madoff be thinking? What’s your opinion?
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Here’s the captions I submitted:
1. When I told the D.A. to put everything he had into CXW, I didn’t think it included me.
2. Gee, I don’t know why they’re all upset? All the money I spent went towards stimulating the economy.
3. I’ll tell you what. If you take the top bunk I’ll take you on as a client, with a guaranteed return of 45%.
4. Well, at least I get free health care.
5. I’m just thankful that the new administration has put a stop to waterboarding.
6. The ironic part is that I won’t be able to invest while while the markets are bottoming.
7. I sure hope they’re not serving a dish best served cold for lunch.
8.They’re calling me the biggest thief in history. What do you think about that Mr. Kozlowski?
Posted 16 Mar 2009 at 6:01 pm ¶Via AP/Yahoo! Finance – Bernard Madoff sentenced to maximum 150 years in prison for vast fraud scheme
According to this report:
Is this really justice?
Posted 29 Jun 2009 at 9:12 am ¶Post a Comment