Pharmacist Job Description

I was just visiting over at Minyanville and read -

Snap judgments about a law-abiding pusherman: The Pharmacist“.

I took great pleasure in their description of my investment strategy:

Blind faith in Big Pharma whose ability to conjure syndromes out of thin air and repurpose existing drugs to treat them has been shown to generate healthy profits.

Looks like I have to agree with the Minyanville staff. For example: IED?

Who conjured up that syndrome? I think it used to be called “losing your temper”. Now it’s a medical condition purportedly treatable with various pharmaceutical ”mood stabilizers”.

Of course, we pharmacists are always prepared for the worst. Also according to Minyanville:

Prepared the following defense in unlikely case of sexual harassment suit: Restless Hand Syndrome.

Being prepared makes it much easier to deal with the occasional death threats from the elderly. ;-)

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